Hilarious. Forgive me everyone but this reminds me of a silly rhyme we learnt in primary school playground banter:

”In days of old when men were bold
and women weren’t invented,
men drilled holes in telephone poles and stood there quite contented.”

I just never thought someone would actually do it... what’s next - the industrial vacuum cleaner ? (*lol*)

Suppressed licentiousness finds expression in one of the most abhorrent form. Here this person is, modifying terms like Lesbianism and Homosexuality into Polo-sexuality. O, my goodness! Where is the humanity heading towards.